Stop picking my shrubs!

Have you ever felt like this?

Stress tends to do this to us at times. Stress caused by incompetent coworkers, a rudely intrusive relative, an upcoming wedding, or a combination of the three can drive someone into madness. I know; I am witnessing these effects first hand.

When I was in school I took a class called Stress Management thinking that I would learn how to reduce employee stress in the workplace. Disappointingly, I was only suggested several ways to reduce my own stress. So I dropped out of school, found a wife, grew a beard, and created what is now known as Jough’s Life Dot Com (JLDC). Did it cure me of my madness? No. But I’m having more fun than I’ve ever had before…

Well, I didn’t actually grow a beard. At this point I simply haven’t had the urge to shave in over a month. It’s grown in thin an patchy as it looks more like a wild shrub than a beard. I told Beleisha I would shave it for the wedding (which is in less than a month), but I probably won’t. She is showing up with highlights in her hair so I can show up with my shrub. It’s only fair, right?

No. If I did that I wouldn’t be having quite as much fun anymore.